Stop stealing my Tampons you freak!

from JoeUser Forums
We have an absolutly crazy cat named Thomas Jefferson. He is about 10 or 11 months old and full of energy. He thinks the world is his toy, and although he has every cat toy ever made, he likes to play with household items.

He has started stealing my tampons out of the bathroom cuboard. What a weirdo! I keep taking them away and tried locking him out of the bathroom, but he keeps sneaking in and grabing one out. Then he defends his "toy" and chases it around the house pushing it away from me when I try to get it back.

What is wrong with this cat?
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
hahahaha.... there's a line there, about tampons, and .... well, ....pus**....

...but I ain't going there girl!

Seriously though, I'd take into consideration the accidental choking that might happen, (swell factor) and stash the 'pons in a higher cupboard.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
(swell factor)

BwHAHAHA.... That is to funny! I think they need a new spot thats for sure, not to mention the embarassment factor for when company comes over and my cat is shotting a tampon across the living room floor.....
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Muhahahahaha! Twins Win! Twins Win!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
There's an ad on Australian televison.

This woman is looking ALL over the house, in handbags and cupboards and this guy is playing with the cat. Cut to the cat and the "toys" - the guys holding a tampon by the string and the cats batting at it - and there are open tampons all over the floor.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Trina~ What a laugh! Don't give my husband any ideas though... in the wrapper Jefferson thinks it the best toy ever, who knows what havoc would prevail if he knew what was insode the "secret package".
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Geezer~ Yes they did! I hope for a series win!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ah.......like my cat, the mighty sock hunter(and sometimes underwear.) Nothing like being in the middle of dinner with company, when you hear the sound of the hamper lid, and moments later the cat strolls through proudly with a dirty pair of your fruit of the looms held high in her mouth.......
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
! Our other cat, Truman, likes to steal my bras...... What a bunch of weirdos!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
My cats steal my dirty socks, and photographs.. I dont know why, but whenever I leave pictures sitting out I find them all over the house wrikled with teeth marks in them!!! Stupid cats.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I had a cat once that collected soda bottle caps. Would carry them around in her mouth. When we moved we found about twenty of them stashed under a bed. Strange...
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Our cats steal the bottle caps too. Every time I clean out from under things, I find a little collection of them. They also like to take receipts and chew up scrapbook paper.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
, They can chew up the paper, steal the glue sticks and get hair on everything else.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Add our two new monster's to the scrap book mix. So far they like to try and steal the food form the dogs dish while he is eating. Dumb cat!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lucky, my cat has a strange attraction to ear plugs.

I have to walk through a noisy area where I work to get to my vehicle, so I have to use the ear plugs. When I get home Lucky will whine and cry till I give her one then she will play with it for hours..............
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
TasT~ That had me in stiches!