"Resistance is (blank)"

DrJBHL

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"Resistance is (blank)"

Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)

Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! [e digicons]8O[/e] ).

I typed "Resistance is fertile."

So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?

"Resistance is ______".

[e digicons]:waaaa:[/e]

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DrJBHL

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Just cos we wear tights don't mean we ain't real men!

3 Pyrates forever!

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Resistance would be me wearing tights. I'd look like a barrel on sticks. And of course like a cheap motel...no ballroom.[e digicons]8(|[/e]

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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Resistance is... having the ballroom and no balls, like some I recently encountered. [e digicons]XO[/e]

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Resistance is touching that, which seems wrong on so many levels.[e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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starkers

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Resistance is... being in a three-legged race with person who has two left feet.

Resistance is... not letting go of the trapeze when you realise your partner has only one arm.

Resistance is... your wrestling opponent is covered head to toe in baby oil.

Resistance is... tying your opponent's shoe laces together in an arse kicking contest.

Resistance is... being constipated and leaving your teeth marks in the toilet door.

And last but not least....

Resistance is... a woman puts her bra on backwards and finds it fits better.

[e digicons]O:)[/e]

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Resistance is... your wrestling opponent is covered head to toe in baby oil.

And hair!

Resistance is not breathing when underwater and something scares you.

Resistance is....(Buddhist)

Resistance was the sound barrier.

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DrJBHL

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Resistance is starker's computer sitting up and wagging it's tail.

Resistance is trying to floss with one hand.

Resistance is opening a "child proof" pill bottle.

Resistance is finding a scratch resistant touch screen.

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Resistance is cheap toilet paper.[e digicons]8(|[/e]

Resistance is not farting in a crowded room.[e digicons]:blush:[/e]

Resistance is going a month without my own computer.[e digicons]X([/e]

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Resistance is cheap toilet paper.

Resistance is not farting in a crowded room.

Resistance is getting near Wiz.[e digicons]uke:[/e]

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DrJBHL

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Quoting angus1949,

reply 9

Resistance is cheap toilet paper.

Resistance is not farting in a crowded room.
Resistance is getting near Wiz.

Stinky thing to say, angus.

Resistance is a nervous virgin.

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Resistance is 50 in tight jeans and even tighter sports car.[e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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Resistance is trying to stay away from this thread so why bother my resistance is futile [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Resistance is getting near Wiz

[e digicons]x_x[/e]

Sorry 'bout that.I'll try to *poof* downwind next time.[e digicons][/e]

Resistance is not laughing at all the humor in these threads.[e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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DrJBHL

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Quoting storm347,

reply 12

Resistance is trying to stay away from this thread so why bother my resistance is futile

You are getting drowsy...drowsy.....relax....relax....look into my eyes..........

follow the watch....follow....follow........close your eyes.....Resistance is futile!

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DrJBHL

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Sorry 'bout that.I'll try to *poof* downwind next time.

Surely you didn't mean......

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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Resistance is... a priapism in your Spandex Speedos.

Resistance is... not farting in a Wall St elevator full of high rollers.

Resistance is... Soap-on-a-Rope in the shower on Cell Block H.

Resistance is... Bad Boy Bubba stealing it while you're shampooing your hair.

Resistance is.... saving a curried cabbage bark in a bottle cos nobodys around to share it....

And the grand finale....

Resistance is.... finding they don't make a small enough condom.

[e digicons]:-"[/e] [e digicons][/e] [e digicons][/e]

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Quoting jicorrila,

reply 11

Resistance is 50 in tight jeans and even tighter sports car.

Resistance is gettin' a girl out of either one if you don't have money.[e digicons]:blush:[/e] [e digicons]<_<[/e] [e digicons]>_>[/e]

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Resistance is.... finding they don't make a small enough condom.

Don't resist. Just buy regular and a box of rubber bands.[e digicons]:omg:[/e] [e digicons]8(|[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Resistance is what I should practice now....rather than saying this:

Condoms do come in small enough sizes...they're called condominimums! [e digicons][/e]

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they're called condominimums!

[e digicons]8O[/e] [e digicons]:w00t:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e]

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DrJBHL

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Quoting PuterDudeJim,

reply 19

Resistance is what I should practice now....rather than saying this:

Condoms do come in small enough sizes...they're called condominimums!

[e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:w00t:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

PDJ...you be livin' in some tight quarters, mate! LOLOLOL...slayed me dead...but that's....redundant. [e digicons]:-"[/e] [e digicons][/e]

Quoting angus1949,

reply 17

Quoting jicorrila, reply 11Resistance is 50 in tight jeans and even tighter sports car.

Resistance is gettin' a girl out of either one if you don't have money.

[e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

Quoting starkers,

reply 16

Resistance is... a priapism in your Spandex Speedos.

Resistance is... not farting in a Wall St elevator full of high rollers.

Resistance is... Soap-on-a-Rope in the shower on Cell Block H.

Resistance is... Bad Boy Bubba stealing it while you're shampooing your hair.

Resistance is.... saving a curried cabbage bark in a bottle cos nobodys around to share it....

And the grand finale....

Resistance is.... finding they don't make a small enough condom.

Oh me Gawd! You is funny, Cap'n! [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e]

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Resistance is what yer skin feels as yer bein' keel hauled.[e digicons]O[/e] [e digicons]:O[/e] [e digicons]8(|[/e] [e digicons]x_x[/e]

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Resistance is...what I feel when I am told it's time to work. [e digicons]8(|[/e]

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starkers

Join Date 05/2004

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Resistance is...being dianosed that you have ony two days to live on Monday but receiving the results on Saturday

Resistance is... attending your own funeral and delivering the eulogy

[e digicons]:-"[/e]

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starkers

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Resistance is... sneezing so hard that your sphincter tightens that much your proctologist can't withdraw his finger.

Resistance is... getting stage fright when your urologist asks for a specimen.

Resistance is.... the nuerosurgeon who doesn't have the 'nerve' to operate.

Resistance is... suffering ED and having an orthopaedic surgeon perforn a bone transplant,

[e digicons]:-"[/e]

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