Banned for not banning Draak for implying that hell is short. Unless you're someone like Orpheus, it's eternal.

My little sister isn't as tall as I am, but she'd almost certainly kick my ass in a fight. She teaches yoga and runs around all day taking care of my nephew. I teach civics, eat too much, and exercise too little. 

Banned for making assumptions.

Banned for IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

Banned for I've got plenty of things to hide, like the bodies buried in my backyard next to a shrub, which has gotten ratrher large from their nutrients.

banned for misdemeanors.

I'm not ripped or anything like that, but I work out. Below average body fat. Moderately tone. I think I'm okay.

banned for bones are issues.

how's Sextember going?

Banned because "eventually" is not long enough to keep you safe from the forensics folks. Unless you help the process along, you'll be long dead before those bones disintegrate.

Banned if you thought those were shudder quotes. I was just quoting JA.

Otherwise, banned for a very confusing ban. "?" 

Banned for actually posting a halfway decent song.

banned for going farther.

And I guess 'sex' is a basic prerequisite. You can do it more than once, use toys and hanging straps, or throw in animals without discounting the experience.

Banned because most animals can't come close to giving consent, and it wouldn't be safe for humans to play that closely with language-trained apes. What's a safe word for a cow? Moo can mean so many things...

banned for going the funny direction on bestiality.