Banned for you didn't do it right.

This is how you do it;

struttin' that ass!

Or, if you want to get creative;

struttin' that azz!

Or, do it in song, like the video;

struttin' that ass!

struttin' that ass!

Strut that Ass!

Strut that Ass!

struttin' that ass!

struttin' that ass!

Strut that Ass!

Strut that Ass!

struttin' that ass!

struttin' that ass!

Strut that Ass!

Strut that Ass!

That right there's how ya do it.

Banned for being subjected to this.

banned for industrial revolution

Banned for calling humans dumb, traitor.

The Admiral

Banned for assuming that "Limey Man" is one of you surgery-obsessed, body-loathing, backwards-hat-wearing 'borgs. His "we" looked an awful lot like he was claiming to be H sapiens sapiens.

Banned because we already have robots making stuff.

Double banned because humans are FAR beyond mere 'dumb motherfuckers.'

I bet there's some alien species out there, who's wars have long since diminished, sitting around with a giant TV-like monitor, watching us blow up stuff we don't understand or agree with, and they are saying

'Stupid human people.'

'We should help them.'

'No. Let them learn from their own mistakes.'

The problem is we don't learn from our mistakes. There are still wars out there, still murders, and rapes, and other crimes being committed, and not just by the same people time after time. The crime rate is staggering, and is not what your local politician will tell you.

Heck, while I'm at it, I might as well let all of you know that the politicians we elect to run this country (BOTH Republicans and Democrats) say they are going to do one thing, then do something totally different. (IE, kiss their party's asses so they'll get sponsored again) And the majority of us, as citizens, are too stupid to realize it. The ones who do, are outnumbered 1000/1 at LEAST.

I know all I'm going to get for this comment is flak, but to be honest, I really don't care. Its what I've seen firsthand, and firmly believe.

Banned because that's the royal we, not the British we, and the art doesn't look very royal to me.

Banned because I sympathize with much of your rant, with a big exception for the part about crime rates. Calling the rates "staggering" without defining a context is just so much hot air, and you say nothing about whether the FBI bureaucrats who compile UCR stats are 'politicians.'

I'll buy that the FBI at least does some passive book-cooking, and might be stirring the stats pot deliberately in some respects. But, rape stats aside, I'm fairly confident that the 'official' trends of declining violent and property crimes is a real change. Rape, on the other hand, is still subject to serious stigma problems and the degree of under-reporting is a big question. That doesn't even take into account the fact that the FBI has old, inadequate criteria for what counts as a rape on the UCR. 

Banned because you need to get over your bigotry issue there. And I'm saying that as a confirmed pacifist who has reluctantly accepted that my species has a horrible penchant for brutality--fixing this shit is a long-term problem, not something you and I can expect to see resolved in our 'average' lifetimes.

You're way off base when you talk that way about the U.S. and, if you're talking more generally, you're still way off base about "the fundamental conceit of the infantryman." When a military organization gets involved in abusing civilians, it is always a failure of the senior officer corps. That's as true of ancient armies pillaging the countryside on their way from one battlefield to another as it is of the folks my tax dollars sent to unjustly invade Iraq or irrationally attempt to occupy Afghanistan.

p.s. Your youth is really showing when you try to make a distinction between cops and soldiers in this way. Both groups are organized to use force in the name of communities; they only differ in scale and scope. Shooting an innocent youth because he looked like a gangster is no different from shooting an innocent youth because he looked like an insurgent. 

Banned for long and serious bans. All of ya.

The Admiral

Banned for these issues are better discussed face-to-face.

Written(or typed) words can mean whatever you'd like them to...

The Admiral

banned for excessive pontification

to all of you

back banned

edit: What can I say, I work for a living.

banned for no effort required

I'm Union.