Banned for undermining traditional marriage. Next thing you know, they'll be teaching kids to grab their ankles and we'll have a two-child-per-family law and governmentinspectorswillbeallowedtodissolveyourchurchandsendeverybodyofftodeathpanelsand     

banned for banning the practise of ranting

what next banning banning

Banned becuase that was a real rant, not a practice rant.

Banned for making me slow.

Banned for allowing yourselves to be slowed.  An object in motion stays in motion, dag nabbit!

Banned for being a friction whore.  You silly mortals and your "Physics".

banned for banning properly.

banned for becoming an enemy to the horselords. March yonder!

On a completely unrelated note ... wouldn't the russians have the best elite bear cavalry?

Would never beat the Canadian Bull Moose Corps.  Not only are they huge and mean, but i hear they stretch inner tubes between their antlers and double them as heavy artillery.

And don't even get me started on their navy...

Anyhow, banned for making me describe the superiority of Canada's Buul Moose Corps to Russia's "Bear Cavalry".  Pfah!

banned for riding a horse

dragons are better

Banned for scolding the poor, defenceless ryat.  It's not his fault he makes people think.  All his thoughts are just so confusing to the rest of us...

Banned for getting confused 

Banned for not teaching ryat understanding