Oil Wars??? I do wonder who'd win those... maybe the ONLY SUPERPOWER ON THE PLANET, BITCHES!!!
Anyway, most kids in my school are full of FAIL (or were you referring to me? I got 2 F's, 1 D, 4 C's, 1 B and 1 A on my report card today... Hooray for lazy! Especially when you consider I'm smarter than the Juniors in my Algebra class...) Like this Mexican-kid in my English class is SUCH A WANNABE GANGSTER... when we live in the most rural place you could think of East of the Mississippi. He comes into class rapping and stuff... I just wanna shoot him in the knees and be like, "YEAH! How do you like being a gangsta now, BIATCH!"
Ah, but anyway... I would make it so that the Russians I talk to on World In Conflict (like, ACTUAL russians from Moscow, one of em was a "driver"... he never specified on that) weren't so grouchy. I made like, 30 1/2-way decent jokes and puns during our match together, b4 they ticked me off by talking behind my back about me (and Americans in general, how we're sooo full of ourselves... the Cold War is OVER, M-Fers!) that I switched from the Soviet team to the American team and OWNED THEIR NOOB ASSES! USA!