and am currently working on pulling the 8 dicks out of my asshole.
That's the problem right there. Multitasking while you should be paying attention to how to properly register the game obviously was not in your best interest. Take two preparation-h suppositories and try support after the holidays.
Suck my ass
Geez. Again with the multitasking. Even if anyone here were so inclined, you have eight foreign bodies (or NOT so foreign? But who am I to say) that would seem to prohibit such a task. It seems the real question here is whether or not you can make up your mind as to whether you prefer to pitch or catch.