On Marriage...

About sums it up...

absolutely spot on

A great truth in such a small sentence

Won't be true with me I'll be the right one and she'll be the wrong one

there should be an oscar acting award for husbands. wives have no idea how draining it is to always have to put up a credible pretense of being wrong in the face of all the contradictory evidence.

Life's a bitch and then you marry one...

Won't be true with me I'll be the right one and she'll be the wrong one.

...then she'll cry and you still lose.

For the record: I really like being married. At least I can be right about computer things...

Marriage is a wonderful thing! Isn't that right dear?


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I'm planning on getting married in a little over 2years. Once I"m done with my college and she should be completely done (hopefully). She already has almost 3years in. (explain: 2 majors 1 minor : Major in High school Spanish, Major in Elementary ed, minor in Elementary spanish). January will mark 4yrs dating and we haven't even had a fight (anything big that we couldn't talk about and solve). I just had to share all of that. So, I will experience the whole marriage thing probably soon. Then I get to post it on the net

Life's a bitch and then you marry one...

The ultimate livesavers in a marriage.....
YES DEAR!!!
YOU'RE RIGHT DEAR!!!

I am taking a shot in the dark here, but everyone that has posted on this thread are men, aren't you? You may shoot me if I am wrong.

Marriage is a womans institution, and your the inmate!

Yes....behind every good man ..... is his boss....

Yes...my husband would agree...

I had a marriage... Didn't like it.. took it back, but they wouldn't give me my money back.... Infact they took more from me to dispose of it!!!

Marriage is a womans institution, and your the inmate!

That is soooooo true!! The woman wants the big wedding and the big ring and on and on.. Heck, I'd settle for a nice vacation and a 50" plasma screen TV!!

Marriage is a three ring circus....
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering!

A man is incomplete until he is married..... then he is finished!

A woman gets the last word in any argument... anything after that is the beginning of a new one...

Marriage is a romantic story..... but the hero dies in the first chapter

A Married man should forget his mistakes.... there's no sense two people remembering them!

Married men live a lot longer than single men,.... but married men are way more willing to die!

What I want to know is three things...

Why is it that the doctor always seems to talk to my wife instead of me when I go in for tests and or the results?

Why is it that I can hand the person behind the check out counter $250.00 for purchases and they hand my wife the $35.00 in change?

How come it is when my wife tells me that she is not my Mother. I always feel the impulse to tell her to stop acting like her?

Why is it that the doctor always seems to talk to my wife instead of me when I go in for tests and or the results?

The Doctor is married!

Why is it that I can hand the person behind the check out counter $250.00 for purchases and they hand my wife the $35.00 in change?

The checkout person is married!

How come it is when my wife tells me that she is not my Mother. I always feel the impulse to tell her to stop acting like her?

You're married but as you resist that particular impulse you have developed a strong sense of self=preservation!

#21 by IPlural

Simple answere:
You're a man...

I made a wise choice in NOT getting married.

I'd say thats one lucky woman kona.