STAR TREK AND STAR WARS SHOULD UNITE TO OBLITERATE ALL THAT IS "Twilight".
They need to do a book and then a movie from the book to correct the grand catastrophe that is Twilight.
In the book, Stephanie Meyers is summoned to a New England estate. There, she is confronted by Stephen King, Anne Rice, Tom Holland (writer and director of original Fright Night), Barney Cohen (creator of Forever Knight), and several other people of note (Willam Dafoe, Frank Langella, Chris Sarandon, John Landis, David Naughton (yes, werewolves), and a few others).
The premise is that she has been summoned because she has announced a sequel to the Twilight Trilogy. Stephen King and Anne Rice pretty much run this little group and confront Ms. Meyers to tell her it has to stop. That she is royally pissing off REAL vampires. (A few of the actors and perhaps one or two of the authors are actual vampires. Those that are human know, have collaborated, or are great admires of vampires.)
They also question her about her 'knowledge' of vampires. As distorted as it is, some of the facts are a little to spot on. They come to the conclusion that she (as well as several of the authors) has a collaborator who is pissed at the rest of the vampire community. Ms. Meyers refuses to even acknowledge that she has such a co-conspirator and insists she has written everything on her own through research. She also promises to expose secrets that no one has ever dared to before.
Stephen King makes several references to the fact that vampires cannot 'breed' children and Anne gets off a remark about Stephanie's nonsense about vampires sparkling. Sticking to her story and ignoring all threats ( one especially nasty threat from Willam) she leaves vowing to finish her work.
And so it begins. Vampires come from all over to hunt her down and expose the traitor in her midst. The beauty of this is that she comes to some horrible demise and we get to correct one other vampiric catastrophe. You see, it turns out her collaborator is indeed a vampire. A very pissed off vampire. One who felt he never got a fair shake in the vampire or human community and didn't like the reviews he got for his efforts. Yes. It is Tom Cruise, who also meets a horrible demise, MUCH to the delight of Anne Rice who never wanted him in her movie in the first place.
They can also use this to define vampires once and for all. They could explain the or beserkers of 'Salems Lot' and '30 Days of Night' in comparison to the more civilized vampires. Even have a few cameos from Bela Lagosi, Barnabis Collins, Christopher Lee, and such.
No frakking Blade or Morbeus. And there must be some mention of Vampire's Kiss and that Nic Cage was nothing and never will be more than just a want-to-be that the rest of the vampire community likes to string along on some great inside joke that they have going on.
