Think N. Korea will ever host?
Only if they depose or assassinate the crackpot in charge of the place...you know, the one who goes around executing people for simply critisising him... yup, that's the one, the baby faced one with the f***ed-up haircut... the one whose tantrums progressed from throwing toys our of his cot to hurling live missiles at S Korea just to piss everybody off.
In other words, they've a snowball's chance in Hell of hosting the Olympics while that wanker is in charge.
The thing is, do you do it yourself at home with those new fangled heated curlers, or do you pop down the hairdresser's cos you can get your hair curled, have a chin-wag and catch up on alll the latest gossip all at the same time? Me, I'd go for the latter, if my last visit to the hairdressers was anything to go by. 'Twas a long time ago but I'll never forget
Yeah, the lass doing my hair kept pushing her chest into my face and excusing herself with: "Ooops, sorry about that, but they do tend to get in the way when I'm reaching for something." Yeah, right, lady, as I muttered "I'm sure your arms are longer than that" under my breath.
Yes, UNDER my breath! Well I didn't wanna go saying something that would have made her think she had to stop.
Ah, those were the days, when I had women throwing themselves at me. Nowadays they only throw fruit and stuff... and I'm not as adept at ducking as I used to be.