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For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again,it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too sh

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The police arrested a guy who claimed his name was Marvin Fuckbreak. They phoned his place of employ to ensure that was really his name. The officer said, "Do you have a Fuckbreak there?" The person on the other end said, "No, we don't even get a coffee break!"

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The

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1) When your driving and looking for an address why do you turn down the volume on the radio? 2) How can you hear yourself think? 3) Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg? 4) Why does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean the same thing? 5) Why is it called a building if its aleady built? 6) Why is the word abbreviate so long? 7) If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they ever remember the

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Eco-sailors rescued by oil tanker An expedition team which set sail from Plymouth on a 5,000-mile carbon emission-free trip to Greenland have been rescued by an oil tanker. Full story here

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Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb – in fact, some are so clever that the Post labeled this article, "The Best Comeback Line Ever" In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and

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After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate $10 Million Dollars to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "I am very sorry. That is the Lord's prayer

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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down. The hy

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A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The wife replies, "It's my husband -- he's driving me crazy! I'm going to leave him if he continues!" "How does he drive you crazy?" "For 20 years," she says, "he's been doing these stupid things. First, whenever we go out, he's always looking at the

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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window - It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is th

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My hard drives crashed and now while attempting to restore everything on a new drive, I can not get windowblinds to activate, I keep getting these errors: (this is from the log) Application start: 2008-11-12 3.56.59 Silent mode Mode 1, short info Submitting activation request... Download: failed HttpSendRequest Result parsing error (1) Error activating the product Please check the serial number that you have

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No I never had any version installed previously.

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Yes Aero is on.

WindowBlinds Not Working in WindowBlinds Stardock Forums

I just purchased Object Desktop and am trying to use WindowBlinds, and when I choose a theme that I want, I tell it to apply my changes, I get the Grey screen, and the message please wait.... this takes over a min and then it applies windows classic theme instead of the one I selected! Here is the info: Your computer has a Windows Experience Index base score of 5.4 Your Windows Graphics Experience score is 5.9 WindowBlinds version : WindowBlinds 6.2 (build 102 x86 - Vista Edition